My name is Max. I live in Minneapolis. This is my idea of the perfect dinner in a fancy restaurant. I got this blog for Christmas. I'm so lucky to have such wonderful friends. I can't ever sleep. I try. But it just doesn't happen. I generally dislike people who parrot popular catch phrases of the day or have nothing else to talk about other than Borat or Jesus. I think the Dog Whisperer is a genius though. "Do I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes." -- Walt Whitman.
